Heres what you do:
Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the 5 funniest ones there.
If your name is James, you would put this in to the search engine: "James needs"
Then copy and paste this into a new bulletin with your answers filled in.
Mandy needs a knight in shining armour
As it turns out Mandy needs a whole lot of lemon zest for a charity bake sale
Mandy needs nasal
oxygen, antibiotics, and some coupage to hasten her recovery
Can't leave comments... not when our Mandy needs us! ... I completely agree that
Mandy needs us. I wish her publicist would release an address where we ...
You are right Mandy needs the human touch that only traditional animation would
give her. ... But Mandy needs to be 2D, if she were to be animated.
It's easy to play and has a Christmas environment. Santa's little assistant Mandy
needs help with a present for her best friend.